Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Hold Still

Natalie is nose-to-nose with me, her hands on my face, and she is staring intently in my eyes.

Me: Natalie stop messing with my eyelids, that doesn't feel good.
Natalie: Just hold still, Monnie. I'm trying to touch your eyeball.
Me: Don't! It will hurt.
Natalie: I'll be gentle, you'll see. Just hold still.
Me: *jerking away* No! You don't touch people's eyeballs. Ever.
Natalie: *siiiiiiigh* You're no fun.


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